If you think that a corporate party can do without an impressive final chord in the form of a comic reward for employees, you are mistaken. Everyone is looking forward to a cheerful, positive and bright end to the official part of the festive program. Therefore, the main thing is not to disappoint the expectations of employees and to develop an award ceremony that will highlight the ideas of the corporate event and, at the same time, will become one of the most memorable and key moments of the holiday.

However, it is not easy to think through such a conclusion, and the advice that can be found on the Internet is unsystematic and fragmented, which is why achieving the necessary results is immediately called into question. eventspro has systematized the network experience of conducting humorous corporate awards to help you choose the right areas of corporate employee recognition.

Miss, Mister and even Mrs.

Remember the famous Hollywood blockbuster with Sandra Bullock “Miss Congeniality”. You just gathered employees for festive table? There is nothing better than the fun of awarding comic awards and titles.

Mr. Idea Generator, Miss Grace, Mrs. Originality... You can cover all the traits of human nature: Mister Dreamer, Visionary, Optimist, Miss Mystery, Wisdom, Sociability... Nominations of this type are as diverse as possible scenarios, and the presentation of prizes and souvenirs will be enjoyable addition to a corporate evening.

By the way, character traits and human qualities are far from the only possible nominations. You can use well-known phrases, quotes or even phraseological units: Mr. “Like a fish out of water”, “Call me back”, “I’m busy”, “War is war, but lunch is on schedule”, “It’s hard to be a god” and Ms. “All men are... ", "Blonde behind the wheel."

New professions

The most important thing in this comic nomination is the use of professions that simply do not exist in your team. This is where observation and good knowledge of your employees will come to the rescue. How have they proven themselves? For example:

• makeup artist (likes to do makeup for his colleagues);
• the head physician (in his desk drawer you can find medicines for any occasion);
• master of “sado” (no, not at all what you thought! “Sado” is the Japanese art of the tea ceremony. If your employee likes to brew a variety of teas and treats his colleagues to them, he is quite worthy of such a nomination);
• rescuer of the year (an employee who managed to eliminate the consequences of any difficult situations);
• the best plate cook, chef (one who has the skills to quickly put together a wonderful corporate buffet from literally nothing);
• taster (who likes to try sweets from each table);
• a psychotherapist (for example, your system administrator or programmer, who gently explains to each employee the reasons for the Internet or database not working);
• supermodel (it also happens that beauty replaces working qualities);
• political or sports commentator (maybe you are used to listening to the praises of Cristiano Ronaldo in the morning or listening to the indignation about the laws “about these guest workers”);
• Privy Councilor (or eminence grise - whatever you like. A person who can, as if by chance, throw out a couple of phrases that can change the policy of the company. And, at the same time, his position in it);
• National Geographic correspondent (someone who loves to travel and talk about it, and his desk is littered with souvenirs from other countries).

Of course, you know your employees better than we do. Therefore, perhaps other fun and more suitable nominations will come to your mind.

Hobby nominations

Feel free to use your employees' passions and habits! And for greater effect, do not forget to add the word “Best”, “Diligent”, “Brave” and other similar epithets.
The name of the nomination depends only on your imagination and observation. So: Bird-talker (it happens), Feng Shui Master, MMORPG-lover (fan of online games), DJ (always with headphones), Anecdotal Man (has fun with jokes), coffee lover and much, much more! We are confident that your employees are very versatile people.

Smart guys and smart girls

Collect in this category all the actions of employees (both serious and funny) related to any discoveries and ideas. Simply Talent (for solving crossword puzzles or successfully solving 4th grade problems for the director’s son), “Kinder Surprise” (for the youngest and most active employees), Breakthrough of the Year, Idea Generator, etc. fit perfectly here.

Golden Oscar

The simplest and most common type of comic award. The nominations correspond to the nominations of the famous Hollywood event and look like:

• best director;
• best script;
• nomination for unusual role;
• nomination for Best Supporting Actor;
• nomination for best cameo role;
• for the best sound;
• head of costumes.

With this type of award ceremony, it is necessary to provide Hollywood attributes (red carpet, outfits, camera flashes).

The “Oscar-winning” theme will be perfectly complemented by a high-quality and vibrant show program; you can read about various show programs and their advantages in the article “Show for a corporate party. Whom to invite? ".

We present certificates

Of course, the highlight is the presentation of certificates. The certificate must be:

• funny;
• such that you want to hang it on the wall (or above the desktop);
• related to the specifics of the work of an office or enterprise;
• unique (take the time to come up with words that will set each employee apart from the rest).

In addition to diplomas, you can present diplomas and certificates and even certificates; it all depends only on your imagination and the format of the award ceremony. If you won’t surprise anyone with the presentation of certificates, then the presentation of various certificates, permits and permits may surprise employees, especially when you present to one or another employee such certificates as “City Mayor”, “Killer” or permission to “Fly into space while intoxicated” " and so on.

Souvenirs, ready-made certificates and cups

We offer approximate text content:

Awarded to (such and such) for:

• …entertaining employees from other organizations who come to the office with anecdotes;
• ...successful color scheme makeup that fits perfectly into the office interior;
• … daily familiarization of colleagues with the political events of our (and not only!) country;
• ...a gentle voice on the phone, zombifying enemies and turning them into friends of the company;
• ...the best cabbage grown on a farm on social networks during working hours;
• …excellent awareness of the personal lives of all colleagues;
• ...saving colleagues from the harmful effects of nicotine (for constantly “shooting” cigarettes in the smoking room);
• ...improving the atmosphere of the office (respectful attitude towards colors in the hall or office).

Come up with your own wording that will make employees laugh, while at the same time (in a non-offensive and humorous manner) revealing their passions, strengths, or even shortcomings (the latter is the most important because it helps people work on themselves and improve themselves).

Today it is not difficult to find many ready-made souvenirs with funny inscriptions that can become the basis of a nomination. In this case, of course, you don’t have to come up with them yourself - just give your employees a T-shirt, mug, magnet or notepad. The same applies to printing products. You can find certificates where it will already be written “Simply to the Goddess”, “Master “Golden Hands”, “Bright Head”, and even “Certificate given... that he is Simply Talent”.

One of the members of the Queen group, Roger Taylor, once remarked that in our world nothing goes without a reward - especially if a person tries. The reward for the manager for a properly thought-out festive corporate evening will be an increase in the efficiency and loyalty of employees, as well as an increase in the image and level of the enterprise itself.

To ensure that the event goes off with a bang, we suggest that you familiarize yourself in advance with the mistakes that are often made when organizing corporate events “

Nominations were needed for the presentation of gifts. Voting was launched in advance, but during the voting the nominations were called “the most experienced”, “the most hardworking”, etc. I selected the description for the people, maybe it will be useful to someone))) In the nomination “Dear Mother” there was a man, “New of the Season” was a girl who recently joined the company, for the rest, everything seems to be clear from the description)))

1. This man doesn't need advertising. He is worth looking up to. She works calmly next to us, and if you think that something can still scare her, you are deeply mistaken. The winner in the “Grated Kalach” category is

2. He recently joined the company, but rest assured, he will prove himself, because he is the youngest employee of the company. How many more ideas are hidden in this bright head? The winner in the Kinder Surprise nomination is

3. This person has a unique ability to lift your spirits. How else to explain the loud laughter periodically coming from room 302? But be careful with the dosage. "Antidepressant"the winner in this category is

4. If you see that she is not talking to the user on the phone, rest assured that she is currently writing to him. She easily bends around sharp corners, and she is not short of hard work.The winner in the “Bee” category is

5. Across the seas, across the waves, today here, tomorrow there... Almost unanimously, this employee was considered the most busy with work. Apparently his colleagues are already bored and are waiting for him to return to us. So, the winner in the “Squirrel in a Wheel” nomination is

6. He will not allow himself to be confused, he is always on the alert, he is reliable and strong in everything. "Die Hard" wins in this category

7. And he is always intelligent, competent in his work, successful, kind, wise. The employee is generally wonderful. Wins in the “Eighth Wonder of the World” category

8. A solid attitude to work, an excellent serious approach to each task and the ability to solve tricky issues. All this is about one of our most experienced colleagues.Wins in the “Prototype” category

9. With a magical wave of this man’s hand, any office equipment will “clog” into operation. . His extraordinary view of computer life and off-grid energy flow helped this man become the winner in the “Chief of Gizmos” category. Congratulations

10. You have turned to him more than once for practical advice. And, what is most interesting, -
always got it! For his steadfastness and sensitivity to the endless raids on his office, he wins in the “Dear Mother” nomination

11. It's not easy being a boss -
Milk would be harmful to him,
But it's not harmful, thank God,
There must be many like him! Wins in the “Our Treasure” nomination

12. The most mysterious employee in the team - no one knows what she is so drawn to work, how she knows everything and why she is so eager for the work process. Wins in the Mona Lisa category

13. “He only dreams of peace” This is definitely about him. About the one who is called the ringleader and the “engine” of the company. Time does not exist for him; he is the one who spends days and days tirelessly working on an urgent project. This is a sparkle in the eyes and a sea of ​​energy. Winner in the category “perpetual motion machine”

14. This is our smart girl, erudite and intellectual. If you don't understand what it's about, you simply haven't read a couple dozen more books. Wins in the Uma Chamber nomination

15. This person has the ability to give others not only warmth, but also great mood all day! She brings salvation in any situation along with a cup of hot chocolate. Wins in the “Superwoman” category

16. She perfectly knows how to transform from a cheerful girl into an understanding and sympathetic client SAP -consultant. This is a fountain of emotions and just try to tell her “I don’t believe it!”Wins in the category “Artist of Large and Small Stages”

17. When this employee was invited to work, they clearly planned to save on electricity. After all, her smile can illuminate even the darkest rooms. victory in the “Company Smile” nomination is awarded to

18. This man is certainly of interest, because we know so little about him. Wins in the “New of the Season” category

19. He is serious and practical
And also energetic!
Everything will be fixed, rest assured...
This shot is very valuable!

Wins in the “Jack of all trades” category

20. Not all is gold that lies poorly, but all is gold who works well! Wins in the “Valuable Element” category

21. He came up with everything himself, thought through everything himself, did everything himself, checked everything himself, received it and controlled it. Wins in the “Bright Head” nomination

22. Our most sincere employee. She always tries to get to the heart of the matter, understand and help. Wisdom, kindness and understanding are her qualities! Wins in the “Dear Friend” category

23. This is the calmest voice of the company, communication with him introduces you to
a state of peace and what’s more, he can always help if something goes wrong. Wins in the “Lifesaver” category

24. This guy is wonderful
Successful, modest, wise,
Smiling, sociable!
Dizzy!

Wins in the "Ladies' Man" category

Awards, presentation of medals, diplomas, nominations are always found at entertainment events and holidays with a bang!

Who doesn't like being celebrated among the many guests, while at the same time laughing at the rest of those present.
Nominations can be assigned at the beginning of the festive evening or throughout the holiday, and you can also intrigue those present until the very end of the event and carry out the nomination at the very end.
You can nominate for anything:
External differences:
- “The reddest hairdresser” - can be awarded to someone with a pronounced red hair color
- “Mini skirt” - awarded to the girl in the shortest skirt, and if there are several such heroines, you can measure the length and finally determine the shortest skirt
By character traits:
- Give “Modest” to someone who spent almost the entire holiday sitting in the corner and did not participate in any competition.
For professional qualities:
- “The most thrifty” - awarded, for example, to the chief accountant
- “The Most” - let’s say you can give it to the Boss
Although there is only one copy of these people in the team, so to speak, the status (the only one) will come in handy.
Because you are a woman:
Presentation of comic nominations for women's holidays:
- "Miss Beauty Long Braid" is awarded to a girl with long hair
- “Miss Golden Hands” to a girl who does needlework.
etc.
Because you are a man:
Comic nominations for men's holidays, such as February 23:
- “Super muscles” is a man who visits the gym most often, but if there are several such people, organize an arm wrestling or push-up competition for a while,
- “The Most Stylish” is a comic nomination awarded to someone who often surprises with their appearance those around you.
In these cases, nominations are assigned to all representatives, that is, women's holiday All girls are celebrated, all men are celebrated at the men's festival, and it is advisable to find the best qualities of the applicants.
Comic nominations for teachers , of course, in this case, all teachers are awarded; under no circumstances should you leave anyone unattended.
For belonging to a particular profession:
- "Super Doc" - chief physician

Nominations can be presented as part of the competition:

Comic nominations and their assignment remain the highlight of any holiday, be it:

For prom

Assigning humorous nominations to one person, for example:

Anniversary nominations
- "Assigning humorous anniversary nominations to guests"

New Year nominations

Anniversary nominations
- "Comic nominations of guests for men's anniversaries"

When awarding applicants, you can celebrate with comic certificates or medals, making them yourself or using our options made with humor and care. Medals are printed on a color printer, cut out and glued according to the sample

Or ready-made certificates, for example in

Comic certificates are presented for birthdays, weddings, retirement or other special events. Employees, bosses, relatives, friends and acquaintances are encouraged with medals and diplomas. The wording for the award depends on the reason for which the document is presented. It is advisable to use ready-made samples of thank you notes, which are presented for any special event.

Samples of letters

Examples of diplomas can be downloaded for free on the Internet or purchased in specialized stores. Electronic versions are printed and signed. There are certificates where the congratulatory words are filled out independently, or those where the text is already present and it is enough to write the name of the recipient. The advantage of the former in individual approach, in which you can choose any text - comic, funny, official.

For a birthday

The birthday person is awarded a certificate with interesting congratulations. For example: “Beloved father and grandfather are awarded!” or “Happy birthday to the best mom in the world!”

For the anniversary

A comic diploma for a special anniversary will be remembered by the hero of the day or hero of the day. It is usually awarded for 50 years, 60 years, 70 years. The congratulator can download the certificate from kind words from Putin, Zhirinovsky or another famous politician, singer, actor. Birthday celebrants and guests will love the original signed certificates.

For a wedding

The wedding certificate is presented to the bride and groom. Comic letters are given to the witness and witness, matchmakers, father-in-law and mother-in-law and father-in-law. You can honor with a diploma for the active participation of cheerful guests.

Congratulations on your honors diploma

There are certificates online that jokingly congratulate students on completing their studies. If desired, they give highly specialized certificates: to a cunning lawyer, to an ideal programmer. Suitable options: “Diploma of a recognized genius”, “Certificate of a Bright Head”.

To a woman

When signing a diploma for lovely ladies, you should not skimp on compliments. The text says that a woman is beautiful, charming, gentle, sweet, smart, kind, with good feeling humor.

To a man

A real man gets thank you letter in the categories: “Golden Hands”, “Muscles of Steel”, “Sex Symbol”. The nomination depends on the character and hobbies of the man who is awarded the diploma.

To mom

Usually, the presentation of the certificate falls on the shoulders of the children or spouse. You can reward a woman for the fact that she is just about to become a mother. In this case, comic diplomas are selected for expectant mothers experiencing pregnancy difficulties.

To my husband

Wife

Parents

The certificate is presented to new parents in a comic form. Certificates are given at the time of discharge from the maternity hospital or after it. Diplomas for many years of conscientious work in raising children are awarded when the child has already graduated from school.

For children

Certificate nominations for kids are “Achievements in Sports”, “Outstanding Academic Achievement”, “Exemplary Behavior”. Funny nominations - “Miss Sweet Tooth”, “Miss Laughter”, “Mr. Imagination”.

For girl

For boy

Grandfather

Grandma

Pensioner

To a friend

The joke is issued in the form of a diploma or postcard. My best friend will be happy original design diplomas. For example, a diploma is jokingly signed and a photo of a person with a friend is attached to it.

To the best friend

To the winner

For first place

An award sheet for 1st place or 2nd and 3rd places is given at holidays as a prize for participation in competitions.

To the head

The boss is presented with a comic letter or a funny order from a team of workers. The text talks about what positive qualities a leader has: wisdom, determination, justice.

To the boss

Colleague

Employee for work

To a conscientious worker

In a humorous letter, the best employee should be thanked for his good work. Managers can summarize the year, ask employees to maintain positive momentum and continue to improve in their professional field.

To the teacher

To the doctor

To the teacher

When planning to present comic diplomas, parents can buy a little more forms. Then sign blank certificates for the most delicious lunches, kind attitude towards children, games and walks in the fresh air and hand them over to the kindergarten staff.

Accountant

To the builder

To the cook

To the driver

For sporting achievements

Awards with funny titles

Medals in comic categories

Diploma templates

Layouts of comic letters need to be cheerfully signed. If there is no diploma with the desired nomination online, then download blank diplomas and then sign them at your own discretion.

For example: “To the best checkers player!”, “Certificate for participation in the most fiery dances!”, “Juicy berry at 45 years old!”

How to sign a thank you note

The text is the main part of the commendable diploma. A ready-made template is found on the Internet or the words are composed independently. An important part of a successful congratulation includes a gift and receipt of a certificate by the hero of the occasion. It is worth taking care of the solemn atmosphere, presenting the diploma to the birthday boy, reading the text in front of the guests, and adding a few sincere words of your own.

Text for forms

The text for diplomas is the main part of the diploma. Comic congratulations must be kind and cheerful in order to bring a smile to the hero of the occasion. Those who want to write a congratulation themselves, take into account strengths birthday boy or girl, jokingly describe them.

Example 1

Beloved friend Allochka! I present you with a diploma for your ability to support with advice during a difficult and joyful period of life. You can talk on the phone the longest, party with me in clubs at night and find the most fun adventures. Thank you for your friendship!

Example 2

Dear colleague Irina Mikhailovna! We worked together for many years. Today is your holiday! You are retiring, but 55 is a deceptive date. Sparkling eyes and a charming smile reveal your true age. Irina Mikhailovna, our security officers have learned a secret: you are only 20 years old. Always remain cheerful, perky and friendly!

Example 3

Best friend Vladik! I'm glad that we are friends. You always do what is right and fair! It’s interesting to play with you and watch cartoons, overeat with cakes and sit at the same desk. You will always give me advice, and if necessary, solve a test for me. Let this diploma remind you that you are my best friend.

Inscriptions in verses

Those with poetic talent can easily congratulate the hero of the occasion on their wedding anniversary, anniversary, even on defending their diploma in the form of a funny poem.

If congratulatory lines just don’t work out, but you want to write a poem yourself, then you can look up rhymes on the Internet: a fisherman is an eccentric, an anniversary - don’t worry, a friend is suddenly a spouse. Compose a short quatrain based on the rhymes.

Gratitude is given on various occasions: on birthdays, other holidays, out of a desire to thank for work or study. You can make a certificate of merit with your own hands or download it online.

In order to make a diploma yourself, take a sheet of white paper, A4 size. In the upper central part the word is written in capital letters: diploma, diploma, certificate of merit, gratitude.

Below is the text and signature. If desired, the diploma is surrounded by a frame; you can draw a picture or paste a photo in the lower or upper part. When designing, make sure that the sizes of the text and pictures are proportional to the sheet of paper.

Ready-made thank-you templates can be found on the Internet. You can download it for free and send the required number of copies for printing. Special design programs allow you to add new elements to the layout of the merit sheet. Original thanks are made in the form of a certificate, a Soviet leaflet, an ancient letter or scroll.

To raise corporate spirit and motivate its employees, management, especially during the holidays, simply needs to highlight the best and celebrate the merits of everyone. And one of original ways to do this is to arrange a ceremony with nominations, it can be humorous or solemn in nature , with real medals or comic ones, the main thing is the appropriate mood.

Here are two options comic nominations for corporate celebrations.

Idea No. 1. Fruit and vegetable celebration of the team.

We often compare our friends, colleagues and acquaintances with various fruits and vegetables: “miracle pea”, “potato daddy”, “cool pepper”, “ruddy like an apple”, “sour like lemon”, etc. So the idea was born to develop .

Rewarding colleagues with fruits and vegetables is an opportunity to present inexpensive edible souvenirs with good humor. As they say, “inexpensive and tasteful,” and also environmentally tasty and healthy! This material can be used both at the company’s anniversary and at any professional or corporate event.

The foyer is decorated with flowers and photographs of employees, above which is the inscription: “I know: (name of the enterprise) will bloom as long as there are such people in the Russian country!” (Last name, initials of the manager.)

All words belong to the Head of the enterprise

Hello, juicy and mischievous, blooming and dear, moderately drinking and well-singing team, forever young and forever drunk with happiness!

Today we celebrate our first anniversary! And the first anniversary is like first grade, like the first kiss, like first love, it will be remembered for a lifetime! And I want you to remember this holiday so that you don’t lose your taste and interest in life!
In general, speaking about our team, I want to compare it to a large field in which different cultures live and grow harmoniously, helping each other, enriching each other, creating a healthy climate. And today, in the official part, I want to pay tribute to everyone who has worked and cultivated our field of activity over these 10 years! In honor of the tenth anniversary, we are presenting prizes in 10 juicy categories!

Cabbage. Children are looking for this vegetable, it contains a lot of vitamin “C”, but we award it for that “cabbage”, which was in the capable hands of our cashier... (First Name Last Name)!

Cucumber. When presenting this symbolic vegetable, I would like to remember that a cucumber consists of 90% water. Likewise, 90% of the success of our team consists of the work of this employee. (First Name Last Name)! Continue to be a great cucumber!

Garlic. As you know, this vegetable is extremely healthy and popular all over the world. It has a persistent taste and unique aroma that repels all bacteria and germs. Garlic stands guard over the entire body, like our guard in the face... (First Name Last Name)!

Pomelo. As you know, this is the fruit of an evergreen tree. Some of them reach a diameter of 30 cm and weigh 10 kg. In China on New Year These fruits are given to each other as a symbol of prosperity and well-being. Today we present this gift... (First Name Last Name) as recognition of his weight in the team, fresh ideas and, of course, as a wish for prosperity and well-being!

Mandarin- the most popular New Year's fruit, which lifts your spirits and saturates the body with vitamins. In the East it is highly valued for its bright symbolic color that brings good luck. Today, with this gift we encourage a new person in our team - (First Name Last Name)- and we wish him to grow to the size of a broom!

Orange Italians call it the “apple of love.” Psychologists say that it is preferred by energetic, loving people who love to attract the attention of others. Undoubtedly, such a person in our team is... (First Name Last Name).

Grape- one of the most noble plants on earth, which produces the most ancient alcoholic drink - wine and, of course, juice! A man who intoxicates with his charisma and squeezes the last juice out of himself and his department - (First Name Last Name)!

Pepper. This vegetable does not need any special comment, but still let me say a few words regarding... (First Name Last Name). We saw this man in action, and he is really cool! You can say about him: “It’s all about the pepper, all the pepper is in the business”! Thirdly, despite small size office, he achieves great results!

A pineapple- one of the most popular fruits in the world. He is mentioned in songs, poems, proverbs and sayings:

Pineapple is small, but expensive.
One pineapple is good, but two is better.
If you call yourself a pineapple, get into the champagne.

The popularity of our team has been won largely due to the charm... (First Name Last Name). In a word, the pineapple itself could envy its popularity!

Horseradish. This is a gift with a hint, and it was not made by chance, because it is a healthy vegetable - one, a perennial crop - two and, thirdly, an extremely popular vegetable among the people, and therefore in our team! I remember, back in Soviet times, there was a poster in army canteens: “Eat carrots, onions and horseradish - and you will be slim, like Sophia Loren!” Horseradish is a frequently used word in the Russian vocabulary. Personally, when talking about horseradish, I remember a joke: “If you have guests and you don’t know what to put on the table, put horseradish! Then at the end of the evening no one will tell you that you didn't have a damn thing! And if you have a lot of guests, put horseradish in the pickle, then at the end of the evening you can safely say to the guests: what the hell do you still need?” A fucking prize goes to... (First Name Last Name)!

The “official” part ends, and I remember a good joke:
I am an avocado - the fruit you need!
I am a plum - always beautiful!
I am a watermelon - as beautiful as a toddler!
And I, passion fruit, don’t even know what to say... Well, passion fruit doesn’t know what to say, but I know! (Raising his glass.) Here's to you, team!

Idea No. 2. Awarding nominations to colleagues using a questionnaire.

Before holding a corporate party, especially if it is held on the occasion of a company’s birthday, professional orthe moment of truth comes when an irresistible desire appears to highlight the most important employees, from the manager’s point of view. In order to maintain secrecy and avoid conflict within the team, it is often necessary to veil this action simple method: make nominations and give PRIZES to the nominees. The nominations are naturally comic, but nevertheless everything is as close to reality as possible, i.e. We compose the nominations, and the employees themselves choose the winners.

The following text will help you conduct an easy survey of company employees.

Dear Colleagues!

We sincerely ask you to fill out this short form. Let's all determine together who we have “The most, the most, the most...” and tell them all this, right to their faces and in front of everyone! There is NO NEED to think and consult with each other for a long time, write those who come to mind first. Opinions will be taken into account in aggregate, confidentiality is guaranteed. We really count on you.

P.S. Only, please, one nomination - one name, but one person can be nominated several times.

"Uma Chamber":

This is the very, very... head (of the company),

This is our most intelligent employee or employee,

This is our smart girl, erudite and intellectual,

He can solve the most difficult problems!

"Miss\Mr Antistress":

Communication with him puts you in a state of peace,

You want to communicate with him (her) again and again

"Keeper of Traditions":

You can always find out from him or her..... on what date who did what in the company,

Why is this,

What is called exactly that and who named it.

He (she) can endlessly tell tales from the history of (the company)

"Master of Golden Hands":

is dedicated to an employee who, with a magical wave of his hand, will “clog” into

work any office equipment.

“They only dream of peace”:

This is definitely about him or her.

About those who are called the ringleaders and the “engine” of the company,

This is a sparkle in the eyes and a sea of ​​energy,

There he (she) is sitting at the next table!

“I turned around to look”:

Men's Choice Award.

An amazing and unpredictable woman

When she walks down the hall I always try

turn around and look after her!

"He is our superman...":

Women's Choice Award.

He is strong and courageous.

The most gallant man in our company.

"The Unbearable Lightness of Being":

Brilliant carelessness and absent-mindedness.

He (she) is always late everywhere,

But he always manages to do everything, even though he (she) is never there!

How does he (she) do it?

"Thought at the Speed ​​of Sound":

This is our smartest employee or employee.

You have turned to him or her more than once for practical advice.

And, what’s most interesting, they always received it!

"Artist of large and small stages":

Good-looking...

Yes, you can’t count all the advantages!

If you suddenly ask what you need,

The scene will be arranged for you in an instant,

And marvel at the talent

Both a colleague and...

"Dear friend":

If you want, shout

If you want, whisper

If you want, be silent, like a mute.

He (she) will hear joy anyway,

Grief will smell

And, of course, he will share it with you!

"Da Vinci Code" (Keeper of secrets and passwords):

This is the most, most, most “secret” head of the company.

It is he who will beat everything out of you until the last moment.

information to open access to one or another company resource.

And it’s not a fact that you will receive it....

"Speaker, Voice of the People"

He (she) is the most eloquent employee, not afraid to speak on behalf of the team,

Even if his (her) opinion goes against the boss’s opinion...

"Hidden Reserves"

He (she) recently came to "_____".

Quietly and calmly lives and works next to us.

But how many ideas are stored in this head?

He (she) will definitely show himself to everyone.

“Self-assembled tablecloth” (the most hospitable employee)

He (she) will always share the last crust of bread with his neighbor,

will treat you to tea, offer you a drink and not only coffee…………

“And the sense of smell is like that of a dog, and the eye is like that of an eagle.”

The most attentive.

Nothing and no one will be missed, everything will be noticed and recorded.

“I’m writing to you, what more?”

For the unique ability to write SMS messages in any place, position and position,

For the effective and uninterrupted use of all available types of written communication

(Email, ICQ, sms)

"Keeping up with the times"

For a responsible attitude towards work routine:

despite crazy traffic jams, global disasters,

falling dollar exchange rate and rising prices for gold and oil,

will appear in the right place and at the right time