Children are the flowers of life. They decorate our lives and fill it with meaning. On the eve of Children's Day, we offer you a selection of wonderful quotes and sayings about children. Funny children's sayings and aphorisms about kids will lift your spirits, and quotes from great writers and teachers will teach you the basics of education.

The birth of a child is an opportunity to immerse yourself in childhood again. Just think, after the baby arrives, you will take your first steps and say your first words together, you will go back to first grade for the first time, and you will return to the prom again. Being parents, isn't it wonderful?!

There are many methods of raising a child, but the main one is to give your children all your love and surround them with attention. You need to try to spend every free minute with your child. Remember that it is not your salary that makes your children happy, but your care!

Children are flowers of life that are born with their heads down. (Antoine de Saint Exupery)

In order for flowers to be beautiful and well-groomed, you must always take care of them)

When Saint Exupery was asked: “Is it worth pampering children?”, he replied: “Certainly pamper them, it is unknown what trials life has in store for them.”

No one else in life will spoil you like your parents.

Children need a role model more than criticism. ( J. Joubert)

Instead of criticizing children, show them how to do it by example. After a while, they will unwittingly repeat after you.

Children never obeyed adults, but they regularly imitated them. ( D. Baldwin)

Children copy their parents in everything.

All the children in the world cry in the same language. ( L. Leonov)

Although they express their delight in different languages, it is still understandable to everyone.

If people say bad things about your children, it means they are saying bad things about you. ( V. Sukhomlinsky)

Children are a direct reflection of their parents.

Children are the glances of fearful eyes,
The sound of playful feet on the parquet,
Children are the sun in cloudy motifs,
A whole world of hypotheses of joyful sciences.
Eternal disorder in the gold rings,
Sweet words whisper in half sleep,
Peaceful pictures of birds and sheep,
That in a cozy nursery they are dozing on the wall.
Children are an evening, an evening on the couch,
Through the window, in the fog, sparkles of lanterns,
The measured voice of the tale of Tsar Saltan,
About the mermaids-sisters of the fairy seas.
Children are a rest, a short moment of peace,
A reverent vow to God at the crib,
Children are the world's gentle mysteries,
And in the riddles themselves lies the answer! (M. Tsvetaeva)

Children are the greatest miracle that nature has created.

If you know how to diagnose a child’s joy, the intensity of his joy, then you should have noticed that the greatest joy is the happiness of overcoming a difficulty, achieving a goal, an open secret, the joy of victory and the happiness of independence, mastery, possession. (Janusz Korczak)

Overcoming obstacles and achieving the goal, everyone rejoices, even children.

Children have neither a past nor a future, but unlike us adults, they know how to use the present. (LaBruyere)

Adults need to learn from children not to think about the past and future, but to live in the present.

Be truthful even towards a child: keep your promise, otherwise you will teach him to lie. (L. Tolstoy)

Truth must be taught from childhood.

Aphorisms

Children are one third of the population of our country and our entire future.

The future depends on how you raise your children.

Even the dullest room is decorated with children... Beautifully placed in the corners...

And sleeping children decorate it even more...

I want happiness... such small happiness, with tiny arms and legs, and with your eyes.

But they say correctly that happiness cannot be born, it can be bought.

Happiness is soft warm palms, candy wrappers behind the sofa, crumbs on the sofa... What is happiness? It’s easier not to answer! Everyone who has children has happiness!

Anyone who has a child automatically becomes happy.

Children don't owe anyone anything.

But parents owe it to their children. And a lot.

Children are a blessing that grows over the years.

The more children there are in a family, the more happiness there is.

Giving birth to a child takes a lot of energy, health, and time from a woman. But in return it gives a lot of happiness, love, tenderness.

The birth of a child makes a woman happy.

God has a favorite place -
This is a little baby heart.
He goes there slowly
At the first moment of the baby's birth.

Children don't come from nowhere, they come from God.

About children and meaningful upbringing

Undressing a sleeping baby is like defusing a bomb. One sudden movement – ​​minus 3 hours of sleep.

Even the most rude and careless person will treat a child very gently and slowly.)

Parents do not understand how much harm they cause to their children when, using their parental authority, they want to impose their beliefs and views on life on them.

Children need to be given the right to choose, and not have their beliefs imposed on them.

Don’t hit a child, so that you don’t take it out on your beloved grandchildren.

To hit means to show your weaknesses.

True education consists not so much in rules as in exercises.

Practice has always been more important than theory.

A parent who tries to change his child without starting with himself is not just wasting his time, but is taking a very serious risk. (V. Levi)

To change someone, especially a child, you always need to start with yourself.

Children immediately and naturally become accustomed to happiness, because by their very nature they are joy and happiness. (V. M. Hugo)

Happiness and joy are best friends childhood.

Children should live in a world of beauty, games, fairy tales, music, drawing, fantasy, and creativity. (V. A. Sukhomlinsky)

A child who is brought up in a loving, caring and creative environment will definitely grow up to be kind and talented.

By raising children, today's parents are raising the future history of our country, and therefore the history of the world.

Raising a child is an investment in the future.

The best way to make children good is to make them happy.

Give happy childhood, this is the most valuable thing that parents can do for their child.

Usually in kindergarten children learn bad words. I feel like ours will go prepared...

This means that someone at home needs to think first and speak later.

About parents

With your child you experience everything again - you take your first steps, learn to say your first words...

Having a child means going back to childhood again.

Why does a child need 2 parents? - And then, while mom is freaking out, dad is normal, and when dad was already covered with children’s quirks, mom was already released.

Children also need grandmothers to take a break from their parents.

Previously, when I heard the hysterical crying of a child at the neighbors, I thought they were cutting him there, but now I realized that it was just: “a toy fell”, “I want to eat”, “they are putting on a hat”, “they kicked me out of the toilet without allowing me to finish cleaning it”. the walls are covered with brush,” or “they won’t give my mother’s phone number.”

It turns out that the neighbors did not mock the child, but were only concerned about his safety...)

I don't know anything more beautiful
A worthy happy mother
With a small child in her arms. ( T. G. Shevchenko)

Mom is the most happy woman in the world.

Parents, encouraging the whims of their children and pampering them when they are small, spoil their natural inclinations, and then are surprised that the water, the source of which they themselves poisoned, has a bitter taste.

In order to be less disappointed in life, children should know the prohibitions from childhood.

It is much easier to become a father than to remain one.

Giving birth to a child is one thing, but raising him is something completely different.

Remember that your children will treat you the same way you treat your parents.

You need to treat your parents the way you would want your children to treat you.

With the birth of a child, adults also get a new life!

And a second childhood...)

For some reason, many women think that having a child and becoming a mother are the same thing. One could just as well say that having a piano and being a pianist are one and the same thing. (S. Harris)

Alas, not everyone who has children can be called real parents.

Children's statements

Children in kindergarten. - “The stork brought me.” - “And they downloaded me from the Internet.” - “And our family is not rich. Dad does everything himself.”

It turns out that a normal family is a poor family...))

A child has been worried about the future since childhood...)

In the morning we are going to the garden, I woke up my son, and he said:
- Thank you, mommy, for waking me up!

Children's pearls are pure tenderness.

Grandmother complains of abdominal pain. Tanya tells her: “Grandma, take some animal pills!”

A child will not give bad advice.

My son was 6 years old. Looks carefully at the teacher's manicure.
- Olga Alexandrovna, your nails are so long...
- Yes. Like?
- Like. Climbing trees is probably good.

The funniest sayings of little children.
Maxim, 3 years old
Parents: Maxim, if you eat, you will grow big.
Maxim: Parents, are you big already?
- Yes.
- Why are you eating?
Yana, 5 years old
Yana brings me a plate to wash and says: “Your Quantity, please!” I just collapsed laughing. I mixed up the words “Majesty” and “Quantity”.
Tanyusha, 5 years old
Mom scolds: Daughter, why don’t you listen to me?
Tanyusha: Mom, I want to listen to you, but my heart, so disgusting, won’t let me.

Ivan, 5 years old
Recently, in response to my joking question about why he wanted a sister so much, Ivan replied: “So that I can get toys from under the sofa!”
Natalia, 3 years and 8 months

- Mom, when I was sitting in your tummy (he knows that I was in my mother’s tummy and then was born), was it dark there?
- Yes, daughter, it’s dark.
– Didn’t the folder put a light in there?
Ksenia, 9 years old
The wife discovered that Ksenia had locked herself in the dressing room and reprimanded her:
- Why did you close? You don't live here alone!
Ksenia answers in perfect calm:
-… That is why!
Elizaveta, 9 years old
Lizonka was eating chocolate candy. Grandfather says: “Treat your sister, don’t be greedy.” Lisa extends her chocolate-stained hand to her two-year-old sister and says: “Here, lick it.”
Pavel, 3 years old
Pavlusha is 3 years old and he was sick. Dad is on a business trip, talking to mom on the phone, mom is happy and laughing.
Pavlusha, so seriously:
- You can’t be happy! We're still sick!

Aina, 5 years old
We sent Aina to visit her aunt, she comes from there all smeared with condensed milk, I tell her: “Daughter, so you ate condensed milk without asking?” And Aina replies: “No, mom, it was my aunt who fed me condensed milk without asking!”
Philip, 9 years old
For dinner I fried white cabbage. Sonya, 6 years old, says indignantly: “I want cauliflower! Where is my cauliflower? Philip, 8 years old, decided to joke: “Mom didn’t have time to color it! Eat this one!”
Karina, 6 years old
– Karina, what do you want to do when you grow up?
- Shopkeeper. Sell ​​bicycles, scooters and toys to children.
Lisa 6 years old
Lisa was 6 years old. I put her to bed and say: “Here’s your teddy bear, hug him and go to sleep quickly,” and she answered me so sadly: “Mommy, will anyone alive sleep with me today?”
Matvey, 4 years old
In kindergarten there was a check for flat feet. The children took turns standing with their bare feet in a bowl of water, and then leaving their footprints on rubber mats. The nurse used the marks left to determine the presence or absence of flat feet. In the evening, my son joyfully rushed to meet me and announced with delight: “Mom, I have FAT FOOTS!”

Sergey, 3 years old
The son was constantly fighting with the boy Vanya in the garden. At home we had an explanatory conversation that it is forbidden to fight in kindergarten, in extreme cases you can fight back... The next time he comes from kindergarten, we ask: “How are you, did you fight today?”
- No, he says, he didn’t fight with anyone at all, and he didn’t fight Vanya either, I just caught up with him, pinned him in the corner and fought back for a long, long time...
Ivan, 5 years old
Vanya and I are going to kindergarten, we’re in a hurry.
Me: Let's cut the corner here - we'll get there faster.
Him: How will people live here if we cut the corner?
Ekaterina 4 years
I work as a design engineer.
And then one evening after work, at dinner, my three-year-old daughter Katyusha asks me: “Mom, what did you do at work today?” I answer her: “Drawings.” To which my daughter asks me a counter question: “Why didn’t you work?”

Radomir, 4 years old
We play with my son (he was 4 years old) in the hospital. He, of course, is a doctor, I am a patient.
- Hello, what hurts you?
- Hand.
- Which?
- Left.
- Which one do you have? left hand? (still confused about where is right and where is left).
“The one on the left,” I don’t give up.
The doctor is confused, but not for long.
- In my opinion, they are both left-handed.
Yaroslava, 7 years old
My daughter was 7 years old, she was a compassionate girl - she would bring a wounded bird, a stray kitten, or a puppy. Everyone was treated, fed, housed. But there is a limit to everything.
- Yaroslav, so that she doesn’t bring any more stray birds, cats, or dogs home. Understood?
- Got it... Mom, what if I meet a stray horse?
Alexey, 5 years old
Alexei and I are going home from kindergarten. He asks: “What is sugar made from?” I told him for a long time about beets and sugar cane. Lesha listened to me carefully and asked again: “Then why did grandfather say in the morning that he went to donate blood for sugar?”

Funny remarks from young children

M ama, rebirth me so that I have a birthday in the summer.

P The father gave his son a “shell-shocked” horsefly and said:
The horsefly has lost consciousness, take it to the chickens!
The kid runs back:
Dad, dad! The horsefly found consciousness and flew away!

H jervenika is a berry that worms love.

R The child is 3 years old and they are traveling on a bus. The grandfather standing next to him begins a conversation with the child:
- And where are we going with mom?
- To grandpa.
“And what will you and grandpa do there?”
- Ferment the vodka!
Silent scene... Mom's loud laughter. I had to explain to everyone standing around that they were just going to paint a boat for their grandfather.

WITH watching a performance of a foreign musical group on TV:
Well, what is “tse-mo-tse”?! All they have to do is move their mouths. They probably don’t know Russian, so they sing ENGLISH.

WITH I’m getting my son ready for a walk, putting on his boots, and to speed up the process I decided to help:
- Give me the leg.
The son raises his leg, it seems to me that it is the wrong one. I say:
- Give me another one!
He serves another. I understand that he was right the first time, and again:
- Give me another one!
The son looks around in surprise, spreads his hands and says:
- And no more!

P my niece asked why there are only adult pigeons on the streets and not a single little one?
She has already forgotten about her question, and I have been tormented for a week: where the hell do these insidious birds hide their children?!

ABOUT My son and I are discussing what color frogs are:
- The little ones, the little green ones, the little ones... Mom, who cursed them?
-Nobody painted it, they were born like this. After all, no one painted you - you were born so white.
-No! Dad cursed me! When I did it, I also gave it a little white klass!…

IN sheep is 3 years old. Dad on the balcony. Vovka is waiting for him at the door. He frowned: his forehead was like an accordion, his eyebrows were like a house. Dad comes in:
- What's wrong with you, son?
— Dad, is smoking harmful?
- It's harmful, son.
- Dad, do you smoke?
- I smoke, son.
- Dad, are you a fool?

P They explained to my niece where children come from. Her dad arrives from his shift, she runs towards him and shouts:
- Hooray! Hooray! Dad has arrived! I brought spermatozoa!

TO turns the meat grinder and says:
-Mom, I fixed my love!
“Not “meat lover,” but a meat grinder,” I correct.
The son makes a “scary face” and says in a deep voice:
--MOUSELINE!

M Ama, when you were little, did you have a TV in your ancient times?

P Apik is going to an important meeting, her 6-year-old daughter helps with choosing a tie:
- Pa-pi, I think the black one with a tip suits your pants better!
— and this green one?
— no daddies, green is better for other events.
- for Wedding?
- yes daddy. When you go to a CLOWN costume, this tie will suit you very well!!!

U My nostrils are as big as the globe! Well, maybe a little less...

P holidays and weekdays.

WITH We are watching figure skating, the announcer announces the scores. The son is indignant:
-What is this uncle saying “five-five, five-seven”, doesn’t he know how to say: one, two, three, eight?!

R Ole games. Masha is about two years old. Our mother is a goat, Mashenka, naturally, is a kid. An unsuspecting dad enters the room and hears his daughter’s commanding voice:
- Goat! Pour some juice!
You should have seen his eyes...

E that was many years ago. My daughter was 2 years old. On New Year's Eve, preparing for the holiday, I was cleaning fish for a pie in the kitchen. My daughter was running around and suddenly stopped, her eyes were huge, she watched me pull the skeleton out of the fish and shouted: “Look, mom took a Christmas tree out of the fish!”

TO Ostya is playing in the room, the TV is on in the background. The main character of the film confesses his love to the heroine. He says that looking at her, he gets a strange feeling in his stomach...
Kostya, without turning around, comments:
- Yes, you have worms, my friend!

TO When I grow up and be old, like my grandfather, I will eat foam.

D Asha made a face like a shrimp.

ABOUT A monkey is a close nephew of a person.

P We have our hearing checked by a doctor at the clinic. The doctor whispers:
- Candy.
Seva (3 years old), also in a whisper:
- I can’t - I’m allergic...

WITH My son recently gave it away. I told him: “Eat, son, homemade noodles.” He sniffed the spoon: “It’s strange, but it smells like a wild one...”

IN kindergarten drawing classes. The teacher approaches the girl, who is enthusiastically painting something:
-What are you drawing?
- God.
- But no one knows what he looks like!
- Now they'll find out!

U The crust is on the crumb of the bread.
Magnetic house.
The bump is disheveled and tattered. “Rumble” the bump.

WITH Eun was 6 years old. Looks carefully at the teacher's manicure.
- Olga Alexandrovna, your nails are so long...
- Yes. Like?
- Like. Climbing trees is probably good.

N Ikita is 3 years old. We bought him a children's anatomy for preschoolers. - Oh, mom, look - the cheekbone is fucked!

D children's karate section (children 4-5 years old). Presenters: Andrey Mstislavovich and Gennady Miroslavovich. Of course, children cannot pronounce Andrei’s middle name, so they simply call him “Andrei,” which Gennady makes fun of, saying he doesn’t deserve it.
The story itself: open lesson. Break. One of the kids separates from the crowd and heads to the “sensei”. After hesitating, he asks:
- Gennady Mimosralovich, can I go to the toilet?
When Andrei’s laughter died down, Gennady gathered all the children and said:
- From this day on, I am just Gena for you! And nothing else!

TO When my little sister (she was 5 years old at the time) first came to the village to visit her grandmother and saw a huge haystack, she clasped her hands and exclaimed: “Oh, mommies!!! So much garbage! Shame on you!”

ABOUT One day my three-year-old daughter asked when her birthday was. Knowing. that April 14 would not mean anything to her, I replied: “Your birthday happens either right before Easter or right after it.” “Wow, mommy,” she said. “You don’t even remember when my birthday is.”

AND We are with our nine-year-old son, holding hands. An acquaintance coming towards me:
- Such a big boy, but you still walk with your mother hand in hand.
Grigory, looking into my eyes, says loudly:
“Mom, her children have grown up, so she’s jealous, don’t worry, I’ll kiss you now.”

Olga Varaksina
“Smile, the children say!” (a selection of funny children's sayings)

Dear colleagues! I offer you a selection of funny children's sayings collected by me. After all, today is the first of April - April Fool's Day. Smile!

Nastya arranges toys in a circle on the table, first decorating them with multi-colored hair bands. In her hands she holds a kitten, on which she does not put elastic bands, and says: “Look - they all gathered for their birthday, that’s why they dressed up like that!” And this one Chubais(points to the kitten) didn’t dress up..."

The children smelled something during breakfast in kindergarten, asked what it smelled like, and the teacher said:

This milk has escaped.

“Where did it run away?” Varya was surprised.

Julia sat down on the sofa, tucked her legs under her, and said: “Look, I’m legless!” Then she stood up from the sofa, announcing: “And now kicking ass!»

While sketching with a simple pencil Misha lost his eraser. He looked around the space around him and asked: “Who saw my styrene?»

After memorizing Balmont’s poem “Autumn,” which sounds like this:

Lingonberries are ripening,

The days have become colder

And from the bird's cry

It only makes my heart sadder...

Nastya recited:

Keeping up sad,

The days have become colder

And from the bird flu

It only makes my heart sadder...

The teacher prepared for drawing different materials, including poking. Kolya asks: “Why do we need these sticks?” Kiryusha is ahead of the adult’s explanation: “What, Kolya, don’t you understand? We will be them poke!

The children started talking about insects. Dima competently says: “You can’t offend bugs, they’re people too!”

Anechka and Semyon play with cars. Semyon says enthusiastically:

Anya, do you know that my dad is like that to me? bullshit bought!

What is it bullshit?

Semyon, in bewilderment, shaking his hands in the air, continues:

Well, that's how it is bullshit, which you need to chew!

It turns out that we were talking about chewing marmalade called “Fru-fru”.

We play the game “Name the Baby Animals” with the children. The adult begins and the children continue: “Cat-...kitten, goat-...kid, sheep-... sheep»

Vasya is going to draw with wax crayons. Asks the teacher: “Please give me a piece of paper. I will shallow!»

Dasha with expression recites the famous poem by A. Barto about a bull: - The bull walks, sways, sighs as it goes...

We're going to evening walk. Autumn. Friday. There are a lot of children. Noisy, hot. Kiryusha, whose speech is very slurred, approaches the teacher and asks:

cars?

Kiryush, probably somewhere in the group. Let's not look for them now. Don't worry - they won't go anywhere. You'll pick it up on Monday.

Kiryusha nodded his head in agreement, stood aside and after a while came up with the same question.

And you don’t know where Irina Alexandrovna put my cars?

To which the teacher again begins to explain everything again and asks:

The guys are very hot. Let's look for cars on Monday. Go ahead, okay?

The child walked away with a strange expression on his face, and then grabbed his shoes and shouted joyfully, shaking them in the air:

I found mine boots!

Nika, talking about life, shares her impressions with Sofia about lanterns of happiness, excitedly tells her that if someone launches such a lantern into the sky, their dreams will definitely come true. After listening to her friend, Sofia did not share her delight and said: “But when I let go of the ball, I got nothing.” didn't come true!»

During a lesson on speech development, children come up with rhymes for the phrase: “Where have you been, little fox?” The answer options are different, interesting: “I was lying in the sun”, “I was dancing in the clearing”, “I was selling vegetables”, etc. Lenya, joyfully jumping up, as if it had dawned on him, gave an unexpected rhyme: “I was looking for my beloved!”

After a conversation about books and the library, during Book Week in kindergarten, the teacher informed the children that the next day the whole group would go on an excursion to the library. After a while, one of the students asks in a serious voice: “I forgot something, when are we going to go to school?” disco?»

Ulyana came to the group in a new dress. The eyes are shining! Satisfied! She demonstrates it by straightening her skirt. The teacher asks:

Ulyanochka, who sewed such a beautiful dress for you?

The teacher takes photographs of the children in action. Looking through the photos, he complains that the frames turn out to be overexposed. Sasha, having heard the teacher’s words, says importantly: “And you turn off the flash...”

Each of us was once a child, with our own inner world and a certain understanding of what is happening. We remember with a smile on our faces the funny and absurd situations that happened to us in childhood. And someone still feels like a child deep inside and is ready to laugh heartily at the first opportunity)
Here we tried to collect the funniest children's sayings, funny quotes and phrases that can make anyone laugh to tears. They can also be used as funny statuses on social networks:

Dad! Look what a girl! Well, straight out of a fairy tale!
- What fairy tale, Ira?
- "Dry flower"!
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- Mom, you know, there are big tits and small ones.
- I'm sorry, what?
- Well, my grandfather and I collected them in the forest - big and small.
- Cones?
- Yeah, boobs.
***
My son was 6 years old. Looks carefully at the teacher's manicure.
- Olga Alexandrovna, your nails are so long...
- Yes. Like?
- Like. Climbing trees is probably good.

Children's funny quotes from school essays:
- Like the poet, I also love a thunderstorm at the beginning of May, because after it it’s damp and dry, fresh and light, and in general you want to live.
- Flying on crutches is not easy, but he learned
- Onegin was a rich man: in the morning he sat in the restroom, and then went to the circus
- The Decembrists accumulated great potency and poured it out on Senate Square.
- Chatsky went out through the anus and propped the door open with a stick
- Kashchei the Immortal kept his death in one of the two eggs, confusing Ivanushka.
- On the way, the peasants met the landowner Obolt-Obolduev, whose surname clearly indicates that his ancestors raided Rus'.
- Denis Davydov turned his back to the women and fired twice.
- Sergeant Sidorov made two warnings in the air and only then pulled out a pistol.
- She had Brown eyes with freckles on his nose.
- On the bank of the river, a milkmaid was milking a cow, and in the water everything was reflected the other way around.
- Grandfather cured the hare and began to live with him.
- Plyushkin put a pile in the middle of the room and admired it for a long time.
- And on her chest she had a white scrotum (instead of a shirtfront).
- The groans and cries of the dead were heard on the battlefield.
- Lensky went to the duel in trousers. They separated and a shot rang out.

Vovka has a fighting friend in kindergarten. Her name is Masha. They have been friends since kindergarten.
In the morning, to wake me up, I pull off the blanket and begin to gently tickle my heel. Vovka breaks into a smile and sleepily:
- Well, Masha!
***
The mother is combing four-year-old Luda's hair and accidentally tugs at her hair with a comb. Luda whines, ready to cry. The mother says in consolation:
-Be patient, Cossack, you will become an ataman!
In the evening, Lyuda plays with the doll, combs her hair and repeats:
- Be patient, goat, otherwise you’ll be a mother!
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- Dad himself told me!
- And my mother herself told me!
- But dad is the same as mom!
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Andrey is 2.5 years old. Before the New Year, my mother prepared a whole bowl of Olivier and stands over it, bending her fingers:
- So-o-o-o, I put sausage in the salad, chopped potatoes, peas...
Andrey (quietly):
- And I poured some compote in there...
***
It was recently explained to my niece where babies come from. Her dad arrived from work, she shouts joyfully:
- Hooray! Dad has arrived! Hooray! I brought spermatozoa!
***
In a conversation with a teacher in a kindergarten: “I am a man in his prime and full of dignity”